1. 1 month ago  /  82,688 notes  /  Source: this-isakindness

  2. nothingsaysiloveyoulikeanalsex:

I swear, if I didn’t have this guy in my life
I’d die .

    nothingsaysiloveyoulikeanalsex:

    I swear, if I didn’t have this guy in my life

    I’d die .

    1 month ago  /  5 notes  /  Source: nothingsays-iloveyou-likeanalsex

  3. littleorphanammo:

    fallontebowie:

    “Tebowie Oddity” - download the mp3 here

    Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
    Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
    Can’t win by myself but with your help I might

    Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
    Commencing fourth-down
    Hut hut hike
    Snap the football
    And may God’s love be with me!

    This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow
    Please leave me alone!
    Don’t you know my day of rest is Sunday?
    And I’m sick of watching all these Broncos games!

    I hear…that you play New England next week
    Dude, you’re on your own
    Brady is too good
    And I’ve got better things to do…

    Though I’ve passed three-hundred sixteen yards
    There’s still two games to go
    If I want to make it to the Super Bowl
    And show everyone on Earth how to Tebow!

    Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
    The Broncos won
    We’re still alive!
    Come on, everyone Tebow!
    Come on, everyone Tebow!
    Come on, everyone Tebow!
    Come on, everyone Tebow!

    Oh. My. God.

    EPIC

    4 months ago  /  237 notes  /  Source: fallontebowie

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    please-dont-hit-on-me:

    She’s obviously been fucked over way too many times .

    You poor child .

    wow. i feel bad…she contradicts herself so much but i can tell, she’s just trying ta be strong cuz shes hurt. but its still not right to blame other guys for mistakes that the guys u dated have made. bitch.

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    9 months ago  /  23,865 notes  /  Source: drunkenmiinds0berheart

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    9 months ago  /  5,235 notes  /  Source: harrypotterconfessions

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    9 months ago  /  60,390 notes  /  Source: jordanponcev

  7. Why was Snow White given a poisoned apple?
 - to show us that not everyone is gonna be kind & not everyone is really who they say they are. Why did Cinderella run away at midnight? - to remind us that everything does have its limitations, even dreams. Why did Ariel exchange her fins for feet? - to show us that people are willing to give up anything to be with who they love & to just be happy. Why did Aurora sleep for 100 years? - to tell us that you might have to wait for quite some time for your true love to come along, sometimes very long, but it’s worth it. Why did Princess Jasmine fall for Aladdin? - to let us know that what the heart wants, it wants it no matter what. Why was Belle in love with a Beast? - to remind us that you can’t really help what’s on the outside, but if the inside is beautiful, then nothing will stand in the way of your love.


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    1 year ago  /  21,981 notes  /  Source: ambicioso

  8. coolzthe:




 
lolz 10 years old all over again :D

    coolzthe:

     

    lolz 10 years old all over again :D

    1 year ago  /  40,115 notes  /  Source: lumos-maxima